Attention all moron seekers! A complete and accurate list will be spewing forth in the eons to come . I’m just trying to retrieve them from the grey matter.

Figuring out what it takes to be a true moron can be a difficult and painstaking process.The person can’t just be an idiot,or a “boob”,they have to own it , and find the true meaning of it. The true moron will be an idiot who has proven themselves time, and time again. The moron can be as simple as the guy who flipped you the bird for his mistake , or as mighty as any of the last six presidents.

Finding a way to separate the morons , the idiots , and the everyday people might be difficult and maybe impossible sometimes , but I will try to get it straight. Some will be easy to spot and some will be able to fool us all . The real slack jawed booger eatin’ morons are the people we trusted for advice and then (when we were not looking) stole our pensions ( a month before retirement).

I guess i’ll try to find these people and nail ‘em as best as i can.